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Monday, October 31, 2005

Save the models (for later)

My friends are right. I've been spending way too much time trying to the save the models. Kate Moss, I wish you luck, but this may be the last I speak of you.

It's hard justifying one's focus on the social ills of such a highly-specialized top-flight industry. The world oppresses many and all kinds. I mean, what about the wannabe supermodels? Who stops to think about them and the ilk depicted in thesocialcavity.com? (Please refrain for calling them poser posers - that's just mean.) Think of the injustice when their dreams crash out in the jockeying-for-IMG roundabout!

Ellen knows their plight and chronicles it with aplomb. Ellen is one of them. And perhaps the one who needs the most help. Seriously, for a girl who pronounces those around her as "unintentionally hilarious", she herself makes for a good furtive laugh or two. Stealthy humour Ellen, but not stealthy enough! Model down indeed.

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Speaking of London, October was shite. Let's see, the hourly daytime weather data recorded for the month was...

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1 Comments:

Blogger f4te said...

Ha! I think you may be the king of furtive laughs. I mean, really, your prose is oilier than a seal's vagina.

8:09 PM

 

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